I just read a very funny article on Alpha vs Beta (slacker) moms from Laurie Yarnell, a regular writer on the online magazine iVillage.
Laurie identifies two types of mothers: those who are obsessed about doing everything perfect and those who are happy with just being a regular mom.
According to Laurie, Alpha moms “hand out home-grown organic carrots (“nature’s own candy”) for Halloween, shelve their toddler’s picture books according to the Dewy Decimal System, and color-code their carpool schedules, in triplicate. They are also overly involved in every last bit of minutia in their kids’ lives, right down to personalizing each goody bag with glued on rhinestones”
On the opposite corner, “Beta or slackers mom, are content to squeak by with a passing grade in Motherhood 101. They leave an open box of Lucky Charms on their doorsteps for Trick or Treaters, conveniently place their kids’ library on the bathroom floor, and use the back of the carpool schedule to write a note to the teacher about why Fruit By The Foot should be considered a school-friendly healthy snack.”
“Alphas get the job done AND everything matches. Slackers get the job done, too—the results just may not be pretty”
Now… what type of mother are you: Alpha or Beta?